I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.

Several friends have sent me links to various articles on Tiger's trashy texts this morning, and every commercial break on TV last night was like, “Coming up next on your LOCAL NEWS, Tiger’s racy SEXTS!”

I’m sorry, local news? This is pertinent to my life? Entertaining yes, but worthy of 10 lead-ins before the 10 o’clock news? TMZ and FOX are like, practically the same thing these days.

P.S. How awesome would it be if Chapelle's Show was still on the air? This would make one bad-ass skit, fa-shizzle.